SG Fairy

Apparrently, this farmer was so into his new young wife, he dropped this heavy sack of grain on his erect dick while ogling her. He snapped his dick's vital tendons and ligaments.... even the blue pill cannot help him.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1544207.html?menu=

My question is this:
Just how long was his dick?

Think about it... He would have been holding on to the sack of grain in front of Him... distracted, He dropped the sack... His erect dick would have to long enough to cause that sort of damage, no?

Oh, who am I to know about all these sort of things, being the innocent little girl that I am?


Hmm.... why are guys so excited over blowjobs? Don't they realise that they are actually putting themselves at so much risk?


Harder, baby, suck me harder... oh yes... faster... ooohhh.... OOUUCCCCHHHHHH!!!!!

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